Herzogcore·EP·4 tracks·
A man with a slight German accent stares at four small things until they become sad.
Contains no phonk.
The record
Four songs in which a narrator with a slight German accent looks at something minor until it becomes unbearable. The subjects are a cuttlefish, a Minecraft dog, a claw machine and a laminated cat poster. Nobody asked him to do this.
The backing tracks are drill, hyperpop and breakcore, chosen because they are the genres least suited to a man speaking slowly about lamination. There is no phonk on this record. The title was available.